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Free and Funny Weddings Ecard: Anyone who says their wedding day was the best day of their life, has never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.

Yes! You always have to say something off the wall when we ignore you and we get such a kick out of it. If you're so 'ballsy', you'd come say it to my face, you know where I live darling. You know my email, you know my number, if you really had anything to say to me, you'd find a way. Until you grow a pair, sit there in your pathetic life and shut the fuck up.

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know what I've been through! Seriously though, I think I'm the only one who can put together the perfect milk-to-cereal ratio.

I'm going to verbally assault you like you would never expect from a white girl.

Funny Breakup Ecard: I am going to verbally assault you like you would never expect from a white girl.

Wait, this isn't how it's done?

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Today, Ill be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying all my shit with Febreeze.

People always ask a 911 center how the roads look. And you hold back from saying, 'do you realize that you just called a 911 center?  If its snowing, we have barely had time to go to the bathroom, let alone go outside.  And the folks out there don't have time to give a road condition report either....dumbass!

I'm not bothered by weather update reports, but this makes me laugh anyway.

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Funny Workplace Ecard: If the Mayans have taught us anything, it's that if you don't finish something, it's not the end of the world.

When scrolling through Pinterest I don't worry too much about the weight loss tips, recipes, or hair styles. I just want to see some rude ECARDS!

When scrolling through I don't worry too much about the weight loss tips, recipes, or hair styles. I just want to see some rude ECARDS!

Ha! Me lol

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Sure, I walk around the house naked with the blinds open. If you're peeking in my window, your punishment is seeing me naked. Joke's on you, motherfucker.

Yes, i'll take one scoop of "my diet starts tomorrow"

I'm going to open an ice cream shop and name the flavors things like: dont be sad, he's not worth it, you deserve better. That would be awesome!

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

Funny Workplace Ecard: Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.