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9 Answers To The 2nd Worst Thanksgiving Question

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Kick ass in business and in life! Learn a lesson from your dog - no matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that shit and move on!

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Singing to a song you don't really know. But that 15 second part you do know is coming and your gonna own that shit. Story of my life!

You can't get it perfect every time. Everyone's learning as they go!

Good Judgment comes from Experience and experience, ~ well that comes from poor Judgement. " Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

LOL, I love ecards I hate those signs lol

I've always wondered why people announce they have a baby in the car. as if it makes a difference in the way people drive. This is hilarious!

Always on your phone, yet you never answer!

I know a few too many people that do this to me. I understand not everyone enjoys the phone, and/or doesn't have time for calls, but HELLO! That's why God invented the TEXT MESSAGE!

We're always breaking it down at work.  Too much fun! Love my job!

I hate when I'm singing a song and someone corrects me. I'm like, "Bitch, what if I was freestyling?

Sorry, I'd rather stay home and nurse an unhealthy level of attachment to my dog than socialize with people. #dogseparationanxiety

9 Things That Happen When You Have Separation Anxiety From Your Pup

Sorry, I'd rather stay home and nurse an unhealthy level of attachment to my dog than socialize with people. #dogseparationanxiety

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Fifty Shades Of Funny: The Best Of The 50 Shades Of Grey E-Cards

Fifty Shades Of Funny: The Best Of The 50 Shades Of Grey (good thing I havent read it!

true #funny

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: All I want for Christmas is you. Just kidding. Give me diamonds.

I love it. Meddling people are THE WORST. It's one thing to tell me your business and I respond. It's another for you to go way out of your way to constantly be in my business. That drives me absolutely insane. Not as much as liars and gossipers but close.

Quick check your face, because I just found a nose in my business.to bad it's usually my nose.

Patience

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: A douche bag of your magnitude could cleanse a whale's vagina.

I wasn't that drunk last night

I wasn’t that drunk last night! Dude, you congratulated a potato for getting a part in Toy Story!

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