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God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then He made the earth round.and laughed and laughed and laughed. Hahahahaha Who says God doesn't have a sense of humor?

..you can always be the HOE and his last option to choose from.... HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!HIS OPTIONS KEEP GETTING WORSE AND WORSE BY THE FUCKING MINUTE...DAMN!!!WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR GOOD TASTE IN WOMEN!Must of fell and bumped your head real hard this time...LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

Free, Encouragement Ecard: If you can't be the sharpest tool in the shed, you can always be the hoe.

Um.

Funny Independence Day Ecard: I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom.until they're flashing behind you.

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill & not doing it because you'd miss them.

Pretty much, yes - Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill & not doing it because you'd miss them.

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I use LOL alllllll the time lol.ok so maybe half the time I should use SALTS lolol

so funny! I went into a store and seriously asked the girl if they had shorts where my vagina did not hang out :) the lady laughed and said "I totally know what you mean"

Free and Funny News Ecard: I'm sorry, call me old fashioned, but I think shorts should be longer than your vagina.

and then apologize forever for showing them my inner she-hulk.

"next time someone tells me to expect the unexpected I'm going to punch them in the face and ask if they expected that" lol funny ecard

guess so

don't let my looks deceive you. i have the mouth of a sailor, the temper of an italian housewife, and the the tolerance of an irish man. LOL truth x 100

Warning...

Funny Confession Ecard: Just FYI - I am out of the medicine that makes me like you.

lol so true ! @Carrie Mcknelly Mcknelly Mcknelly Anderson...mom you do this all the time!!

When you're driving and realize you're lost, so you turn down the music like, "Shhh, Luke Bryan. I can't shake it for you right now, I'm lost. TOTALLY ME.

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