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I often find myself contemplating if punching you in the face would be worth losing my job.  Most days the answer is yes.

A pinner posted: "I often find myself contemplating if punching you in the face would be worth losing my job. Most days the answer is yes." Is loosing your job worse than losing it?

Seriously, how do they come up with these?  This one made me laugh out loud too!

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a whore for a hug.

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He's sloppy seconds! or thirds! or fourths!

i put this under "nurse" category instead of "funny" because sometimes as a nurse, we not only need to save a pt's life but may need to refrain from ending it :)

hope this isn't too graphic but yeah, grow a pair, Kim ;)

“Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” - Betty White :) this is too true.

E-cards About Work - Bing Images

Let me break it down Fisher Price style; I don't have a problem WITH you--my problem IS you.

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