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Funny Breakup Ecard: No. You really should go fuck yourself.

Everyone deserves to be happy. Except you. You're an asshole.   LOL That's for what's his name ... LOL

Funny Ecard - Everyone deserves to be happy. You're an asshole.

i hope a bird shits on your face today!!! and you can step in dog shit while your at it! hahahahaha

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: I hope a bird shits on your face today.

No pants day

Gettin' real tired of wearing pants and having responsibilities. For real! I hate pants and responsibilities!

#john1rayner

Wana play this.

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spit the water out of my mouth on this one!

Sassy eCards - Funny Ecards, Mean Ecards, Hilarious Ecards

Sassy eCards - Funny Ecards, Mean Ecards, Hilarious Ecards - a good man breaks .

Some days...alcohol drinking drunk bad days . ecard jokes humor funny hilarious LOL haha hahaha

that would be helpful!

Funny Breakup Ecard: I'm no catcus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.

Funny Breakup Ecard: I'm no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.

"Yeah I know but still, you can go fuck yourself."

"wtf: "Yeah, I know but still, you can go fuck yourself.

Behind the scenes of parenting teenagers 101

You're not a real parent until you've flipped your child off behind his back at least once. I'm pretty sure my mom did this on the regular.

There's something about the way you say, 'I'm going to call HR' that really turns me on.

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: There's something about the way you say,

I want the kind of head injury where I wake up & Channing Tatum tells me he's my husband.

The vow. I want the kind of head injury where I wake up Channing Tatum tells me he's my husband.

Case of the Ex | Musings of an Heteroclite

Case of the Ex

Funny Breakup Ecard: It's not you, it's me. I'm too good for you. This just made me smile, haha.

:o(  Chronic Pain, Chronic Fatigue Syndrome, Rheumatoid Arthritis, Hypermobility Syndrome, Ehlers Danlos, etc..

11 Tips and Truths No One Tells New Moms

True Do you know that awesome feeling when you get into bed and fall right to sleep, stay asleep all night, and wake up feeling refreshed? Me neither.

There's always at least one.

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