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I'm an educated, articulate, independent woman.Or in Rush Limbaugh's words, a slut! [He's wrong of course. A "slut" is any woman who would lower her standards enough to sleep with Rush Limbaugh!

ain't that the truth ha.

i truly dont think this will ever happen. at ANY point in your life your going to think at a certain age youd have your shit together. what is "having your shit together" anyways. fuck it.

Harry Potter: The Grown Up Years

I pray for world peace, the safety of kittens, and that Rowlings new 'Adult Book' is secretly about Harry Potter: The Grown Up Years" We can dream.

Hilarious Some E-cards | Funny e-cards | Best e-cards | Someecards

oh someecards, you have the best sense of humor! I snuck a bunch of booze into work today using my stomach.

Baby on board. Oh really? Ok. I was going to ram into the back of you car, but now I won't.

Baby on board.

I've always wondered why people announce they have a baby in the car. as if it makes a difference in the way people drive. This is hilarious!

And all the people said, Amen!

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: It just isn't Christmas unless you push your body to the brink of alcholism and diabetes.

Amen

Dear karma I have a list of people you missed. And you will definitely get your karma for all the things you have done and said. And your karma is gonna be twice as bad! You know who you are!

I am not emotionally stable enough to deal with everything that is happening on Grey's Anatomy..........

I am not emotionally stable enough to deal with everything that is happening on Grey's Anatomy. I usually cry on thursday nights when i watch it

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