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oh, wait. this is my job! :) {except for the "politely ignored." more like, works with the 2 cutest/busiest/bounciest people on earth}

Perfect Job: Diet Coke AND coffee! With little to NO interaction with people and I don't actually have to work.

faster than the speed of light

Funny Confession Ecard: Nothing faster than the speed of light. Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a photo that makes her look fat. There really is an ecard for that!

Take a shower honey, you smell like failure.

everytime I go, I get the 1 thing I DID need and a whole wallet full of random stuff.

Don't care how it happens. Haha

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: I work hard at my job, but if the opportunity to become a rich housewife arises, I'm taking it.

I dont have a "honey-do" list...

so true! Funny Confession Ecard: I don't have a 'honey-do' list. I have a 'I'll freaking do it myself' list. And guess what? Shit gets done.

#Truth!!!! ;)

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

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Funny Friendship Ecard: We'll be best friends forever because you already know too much. So true for my Bestie Kim and I!


If a woman is bad at parking, it's only because she is constantly lied to about what 8 inches is.

nosy ones Bhaha my life not yours

Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you are an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.