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Hahaha this is SOOOO me on the phone with customers at work...lol

I'm pretty sure you don't know what you're talking about. But please, continue. this reminds me of the customers i have to deal with at work.

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95 Funny Nursing eCards and Memes

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Fifty Shades Of Funny: The Best Of The 50 Shades Of Grey E-Cards

Fifty Shades Of Funny: The Best Of The 50 Shades Of Grey (good thing I havent read it!

CLEAN YOUR MATTRESS:  pour about 1 cup of baking soda into a mason jar and drop in 4 drops of lavender essential oil.  Put on lid and shake jar.  Using a kitchen strainer sprinkle the baking soda mixture all over the mattress and let it sit for an hour or more.  Thoroughly vacuum the mattress.  Bye, bye dust mites and other nasty things.  The baking soda helps draw up any moisture and deep dirtiness.  It deodorizes and leaves the mattress smelling fresh and clean.

Funny Confession Ecard: Putting a pretty shirt on over your muffin top does NOT make you a cupcake.

forget the coffee, I'll take water if i could just be "politely ignored"!

Perfect Job: Diet Coke AND coffee! With little to NO interaction with people and I don't actually have to work.

“You wanna hear how good bacon is? To improve other food they wrap it in bacon. If it wasn't for bacon  we wouldn't even know what a water chestnut is. You wanna hear how good bacon is?” Jim Gaffigan

Brotip - 'People who say "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels," have obviously never had bacon.

Haha, I have said this so many times...  And I pin this as I am repinning all of these sinful desserts ;)

thin then.I wish I was as thin as I was when I went to Tops for the first time because I thought I was too fat!

Funny Pictures Of The Day – 42 Pics

Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it's only Tuesday. or in today's case Wednesday!

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Funny Confession Ecard: Nothing faster than the speed of light. Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a photo that makes her look fat. There really is an ecard for that!

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