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Dear men who are smart, hot, awesome and madly in love with me: Please start existing. Seriously, where are you hiding?

for realz!

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know what I've been through! Seriously though, I think I'm the only one who can put together the perfect milk-to-cereal ratio.

People who brush-off, dismiss, ignore, and act condescending about my limitations and the fact that I have CFIDS, gastroparesis, and chronic adult epstein barr syndrome and AM INDEED S-I-C-K....! X-{

Thank you for making me so angry that every time I open my mouth it appears that I have Tourette's Syndrome.

How I must look when people ask me

My expression every time. "When someone asks me why I'm still single"

No babies anytime soon!

Funny Baby Ecard: Attending your baby shower reminded me that I needed to take my birth control pill.

Baby on board. Oh really? Ok. I was going to ram into the back of you car, but now I won't.

Baby on board.

I've always wondered why people announce they have a baby in the car. as if it makes a difference in the way people drive. This is hilarious!


Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: If by 'Let's agree to disagree,' you really mean: 'Let's each continue to think the other person is a fucking idiot,' then, yeah, sure.

i can't be your friend if you can't handle my weirdness, sarcasm, stupid jokes, & my tendency to laugh at almost everything.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I can't be your friend if you can't handle my weirdness, sarcasm, stupid jokes, and my tendency to laugh at almost everything.

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Funny Christmas Season Ecard: All I want for Christmas is you. Just kidding. Give me diamonds.

funny best friend memes

25 Funny Best Friend E-Cards -

quit calling! quit texting! quit emailing! quit thinking he wants to talk to you!  he just doesn't have the heart to tell you! get some self esteem, pull up your big girl panties and stop looking like a desperate fool!!!

Worked for my husband! he's nothing but a sucessful stalker!manager" lol he wouldn't stop coming by to visit me on his breaks and wait for me outside of work! hey it worked he knew it since the first day he met me!