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wasn't sure whether to put this under "Funny" or "Good Quotes". either way it's a true statement!

Yes I do!

Aint that the truth. I feel a whole lot more attractive at WalMart than I do at the gym.


I did this the other weekend.except replace "monsters" with "zombies." Someone was shooting off and I thought, "What if those are rifles? What if it's zombies?" This is why I choose not to watch scary movies! :) I've got "scary" covered.

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Yes, my baby birds died.but I couldn't help but giggle at this. Baby birds don't poop on cars, only in the nest :)

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funny quote based on how i react when toast pops out, i will never look cool walking away from an explosion. so me

This is so me...

I'm awkward when people compliment me. "Nice hair" - "Thanks, I grew it myself"


"I saw a spider in my bathtub, so I got a piece of tissue & very, very carefully, burned the house down.sounds reasonable to me!

But we only have enough sauce for 5 of you. SO ME! I rock at cooking but hang it up with measuring pasta. Leftovers anyone?

She dang sure did!

Why It's Hard Being A Grammar Nazi

Ho Made Apple Butter ! apple butter is always better when it's made by ho's LOL

... or shows up at their house, comes into their residence without permission, follows all their social media despite being blocked  msgs people, threatens, leaves little leave behind gestures to know that they were there. Wierdo sh**

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ROTF!!!!! Effective % is wrong for  condoms and the pill, but this is truly priceless. Crocs really may be the best birth control EVER. Guys hate them on chicks; chicks hate them on guys...So wear Crocs and you won't have to worry about having sex, lol!

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