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I don’t know about you, but I LIVE for desserts! It is the best part of the meal. How can you have your cake and eat it too? Without ruining your diet? Here are 5 great ways to eat yummy, but healthy desserts.

ah, yes.

From the Retro Humor Collection. Retro Humor Chocolate Lover Collection Because Chocolate Mini Tin Sign. Says Because Chocolate can't get you pregnant. Measures approximately 7 Inches wide x 4 Inches tall.

This is so true and funny

That awkward moment when you realize that you just punished your kid for acting exactly like you. Sorry mini me.

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I Found the Vodka It Was Hiding in the Orange Juice Funny Plastic Sign Wall Sign

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My experience with "customer service" every time.There should be a law requiring insurance companies to answer the phone this way.

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Tried and true logic: buy new shoes.  #quote (Pre-WFH job, this was sound logic. But now I barely ever even wear shoes at all...)

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That is if he will take the trash out at all! My husband does a ton of other things, but trash isn't one of them! I have learned to pick my battles!

Oh dear, I think there has been a miscommunication. You seem to believe I give a shit about what you think.

My mind is like, "Let's go to the gym!" but my body is all, "Dude chill, this couch is really comfortable.


Logical proof that female = Iron Man! Iron Man is a female?

Now this is exactly how Future Progression feels like. Half dreaming and half awake.

Story of my life! Autopilot driving isn't safe -- oh well!

Baby on board. Oh really? Ok. I was going to ram into the back of you car, but now I won't.

Baby on board.

I've always wondered why people announce they have a baby in the car. as if it makes a difference in the way people drive. This is hilarious!

i suspect my husband drew this.

Hahaha, this is me. I really need to stop jumping to the worst conclusions all the time. Until then, I'll just call it a superpower and put on a cape.