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There should be one line at every store for people who have their shit together.

Ok seriously if your still shopping or have to price check or just want the cashier to go get items for you youre not done shopping get out of line youre wasting everyone's time.

True story

Naps are tricky. if I wake up unaware of the year, I just go back to sleep and wake up refreshed later.

Love it! I laugh snorted haha.

Have you ever looked at your boyfriend’s underwear and thought to yourself, “Wow, I really wish I could cut a hole in that and stick it over my head”? It’s part sports bra, part tanktop and fully men’s underwear.

So I watched the vow and decided if I woke up from a coma and Channing Tatum told me he he was my husband, I wouldn't question it.

sometimes that makes life easier...

Not always so great to notice every little thing but we can't help it! A super INFJ like me sometimes has to avert her eyes. Some things are better left unsaid (and you don't have to say it for the INFJ to hear it).


{The Classy Woman}: The Modern Guide to Becoming a More Classy Woman: How to be Classy & Elegant without Money

Actually yes it did. He learned that he never wants to b like him and my goal is to give my kids a life they deserve. Mike hasn't taught my kids shit. Who throws a hammer at ur kid and breaks out windows and hits his truck

Free and Funny News Ecard: So if you state your opinion it's free speech, but if I state mine, it's hate and intolerance? Right, I forgot that's how it works.


Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: After years of working with the public, I hafta wonder: Are people really that dumb or am I just that much smarter than everyone else?

Lmfao! This is how I feel about most people...

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that.

"Thanks for calling to tell me that you just sent me an e-mail." :)

I hate when people do this, especially when they come to my desk to tell me they sent an email. Then they proceed to tell me what the email said.

Ha! Love it! Way better than saying "broke" lol. This is me!!

Funny pictures about Nillionaire. Oh, and cool pics about Nillionaire. Also, Nillionaire photos.

You can't get it perfect every time. Everyone's learning as they go!

Good Judgment comes from Experience and experience, ~ well that comes from poor Judgement. " Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

True. :) But, I don't need credit. I know the truth. THe blame part sucks but again I know the truth and I know I am a great step-mom :)

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Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: That's how I roll, ladylike with a wad of bitch in my back pocket