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Does running late count as exercise, oh how I wish, the story of my life.


Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Like Evian spelled backwards is naive.

and perhaps then pigs will feel confident enough to fly in public (i just know they do all the time when no one is watching!)

"I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned" This and many other fun wooden box signs are available at Wishful Living.

Today's Modern Woman - Clean house. Healthy dinner on the table (at dinnertime). Fit, trim & well-groomed. Works full-time. Laundry done and put away. Great sex life. . . Pick any two.

Today's modern woman * Clean house * Healthy dinner on the table (at dinnertime) * Fit, trim & well-groomed * Works full time * Laundry done & put away * Great sex life * . pick any two

Wooden sign: "Shopping with your husband is like hunting with the game warden!" haha :) So True

Motherhood---wanting to pee alone

My poor mom, I used to sit outside her door. I thought it was our "special" alone time. Poor woman just wanted to pee! Love you mom!


Im starting group meetings at my house for people with OCD. Not because I have it, but surely one of them will be bothered enough to clean it. - I have OCD but not of the cleaning sort;

I'm taking care of my procrastination issues; just you wait and see! #mental health #procrastination #humor

Karen Redd is a therapist/coach in Salt Lake City, Utah. She specializes in relationship issues as well as bipolar disorder, anxiety, and depression.

HA HA HA!!!!  SO TRUE!!!!

It is quotes like this who have my husband double guessing what I really mean, When I say "What?" I mean "What?" Maybe I'm not wired like most women, but I mean what I say and I say what I mean, the first time.

It's one of my worst vices... (sigh)  Damn.

I think I use gosh darn and meanie head,.well "meanie pants" more than swearing these days. cause swearing might make you feel validated, "meanie pants" will make you smile and laugh again and forget why you were upset in the first place.

Sounds just like my sister.      Lol

I’M Not Bossy Sign

This is so me, just as my sister or my husband:)

Old people at weddings always poke me and say " You're next. " So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Funny pictures about Old people. Oh, and cool pics about Old people. Also, Old people photos.

yeah  유

Things I say & why I need this.I will punch you in the face. I wanna punch them in the face. They need to be punched in the face. Im want to punch some people in the face.


in 3 different ways and all were slow and painful. I may look calm, but in my head I've killed you 3 times - handling rude customers at work.


raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.or raisin cheesecake.or raisin cannoli.