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Cleaning House while the kids are home, is like shoveling snow, while it's still snowing. My house will be clean for when my kids go on vacations.

DIY Candle Jar Craft with Recycled Wax Melts!

DIY Candle Jar Craft with Recycled Wax Melts!

A blog about a Congenital Heart Defect Family dealing with everyday life.

Look your child in the eyes and with a smile say, "I think you're special and I really like the way God made you." Practical Tips and Ideas on Loving Your Kids.will start saying this to my kids but instead of like, I will say Love!


Its called Karma and it's pronounced haha fuck you. life quotes quotes life karma life lessons fuck you words to live by

angels ~ sometimes I think I get a mean wedgie from flying my broom

Women Are Angels. And When Someone Breaks Our Wings, We Simply Continue To Fly On A Broomstick We’re Flexible Like That ~ Clever Quotes

"Shut the Front Door"

I think I use gosh darn and meanie head,.well "meanie pants" more than swearing these days. cause swearing might make you feel validated, "meanie pants" will make you smile and laugh again and forget why you were upset in the first place.

Tony's insecurities, jealousy, and accusations!

well some of them don't take my breath away, but still suffocate me with their BS.


Wow, until now I haven't been able to understand what ive been going through. This is so accurate, and you know what?

Best Funny Quotes : Seriously!!

Best Funny Quotes : Seriously!!

What a great philosophy!

How Can I Overcome Stress

how to handle stress like a dog: if you can't eat it or play with it, then pee on it and walk away. too funny!

HA HA HA!!!!  SO TRUE!!!!

It is quotes like this who have my husband double guessing what I really mean, When I say "What?" I mean "What?" Maybe I'm not wired like most women, but I mean what I say and I say what I mean, the first time.