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@briannelynnette

Oh My Freaking Stars!so I just turn my face the other way and do it

Nothing worse than when a man has more dick in his personality than in his pants!!

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: Nothing worse than when a man has more dick in his personality than in his pants!

I do!

Public toilet = flush with foot. I always use my foot to flush ALWAyS in public bathrooms

On hold with pharmacy!

Oh sorry about that long pause.I was just trying to bang myself with the phone cord. This is how I feel when dealing with some of the dumbass people that call me at work.

sorrynotsorry

This is totally me. Funny Apology Ecard: Sorry that most of my hilarious jokes are borderline inappropriate. And by sorry, I mean you're welcome.

http://lemme-holla-at-you.tumblr.com/

Yes, I can take a joke, but that wasn't funny. It was racist, sexist and just plain offensive.

Skinny

I think it's weird how somedays I feel skinny and somedays I feel like a busted can biscuits.

We should print this and use with our patients. Perhaps the -perfectly fine- narc seekers will stop saying their "fibromyalgia" is a 10!!! nurses, nurse, nursing, RN, LVN

A better pain chart than the one at the hospital. Perfect for Fibro/Chronic pain/Migraine sufferers!

Takes me back to a funny ass moment freshman year

Rottenecards - When you are making sure you are on the same page with someone, also be sure that you are in the same book and that all parties know how to read.

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