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Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut

I find this to be true. Remember that if you give someone enough of rope, they'll hang themselves!

This is the truth if I've ever heard it! Miserable ppl dont want to be happy and when two find each other, well hell more power to 'em! Funny tho how they'll find ways to blame their misery on others.

nosy ones Bhaha my life not yours

Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you are an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.

#Truth!!!! ;)

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

Pedicure season

The best nicknames are the ones people don't know they have!

Every single day

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm going to eat what ever I want tonight because I cried at work today.

If you click your pen one more time, I will have no choice but to stab you in the eye with it.

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I dont have a "honey-do" list...

so true! Funny Confession Ecard: I don't have a 'honey-do' list. I have a 'I'll freaking do it myself' list. And guess what? Shit gets done.

rather be at home

"I'd socialize, but it gets in the way of just being at home and doing what I want." FROM: funny-ecard-home