Hudson by throwing a man out the window. Lestrade: "And exactly how many times did he fall out the window?" Sherlock: "It's all a bit of a blur, detective inspector. I lost count." Also that Lestrade is the least irritating officer lol
Sherlock ruining John's date. And seriously someone call RSPCA Sherlock needs to stop abusing a small mouse.GROSS mouse In the blender! ( "Would anyone care for a mouse milkshake it's on special") would seriously be the next text!
Imagine, the proud new Cumberbatch parents sitting with the new baby. I AM DEATH." And the his mom gets so freaked out that she tries to throw him against the wall, but he turns into a baby dragon and flies away.