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I would get punched a lot if people could read my mind

Some say your opinion does not count, well time for a stunner.

The number of retards i have to face in one day...

It's hard to be a positive person when I'm surrounded by dumb motherfuckers

(by ilmarziano1) #tmlplanet

(by ilmarziano1) #tmlplanet

Whoever said menstrual cramps are painless has never experienced the sensation of being punched in the stomach for 24-96 hours. Straight.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Whoever said menstrual cramps are painless has never experienced the sensation of being punched in the stomach for hours.

Cats are extremely sensitive to vibrations. Some believe they can detect earthquake tremors ten of fifteen minutes before humans. But do they warn us? Of Couse Not. They’re cats. And cats are A-HOLES !

La vita è troppo breve per essere timidi nei buffet.

Life is too short to shy around the buffet table

"@zazagab2: @antonellval6 passaparola siete solo dei frustrati e attaccate le persone! " #MovimentOnesti  #GenteOnesta

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"@zazagab2: @antonellval6 passaparola siete solo dei frustrati e attaccate le persone! " #MovimentOnesti #GenteOnesta

Aforisma di Salomone : Il figlio saggio ama la disciplina, lo spavaldo non ascolta il rimprovero.

Aforisma di Salomone : Il figlio saggio ama la disciplina, lo spavaldo non ascolta il rimprovero.

Oh,,,just some water....

Steven Humour: Funny Ecards - 25 Pics I laughed WAYY to hard at this lolol

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