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Holllllaaaaa!!!

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: Shout out to all the beautiful women who don't need to dress half naked to get a man's attention.

I'm "That's my bedtime" years old

My exact words to my husband on a weekend movie night .

You my dear, are the Muthafuckin Shit.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a Punishment. Now as a Mom, Nap Time Feels like I Won a Vacation!

I am weird. You are too. Everyone is weird. Therefore no one is.

The way I see it, it's a good thing to be weird. Be different and stay true to yourself. You can't please everyone and be this perfect version that people expect you to be. Weird it up.

Ice Cream Shop

I'm going to open an ice cream shop and name the flavors things like: dont be sad, he's not worth it, you deserve better. That would be awesome!

250 Funniest Nursing Quotes and eCards

There is nothing more fake than watching two women meet for the first time. | Friendship Ecard | someecards.com

There is nothing more fake than watching two women meeting for the first time. - And there was never a more accurate pin.

Telling an angry woman to calm down works about as well as baptizing a cat.

Telling an angry woman to calm down works about as well as baptizing a cat. All men should take this into account.

I'm a great shot.. I hate sports except baseball... I can work on my own vehicles (if I had to)... I know more than just the difference between a Phillips and flat head... lmao

the watching sports thing kind of just started but this is me haha

Actually, the Backstreet Boys were wrong. I do care who you are, where you're from and what you did because I am not a fan of herpes.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Actually, the Backstreet Boys were wrong. I do care who you are, where you're from and what you did because I am not a fan of herpes.

This is a list of who asked for your opinion.

Funny Apology Ecard: This is a list of who asked for your opinion.

Sometimes I like to see how close I can get to wild, woodland animals because it makes me feel like a Disney Princess.

Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes I like to see how close I can get to wild, woodland animals because it makes me feel like a Disney Princess.

Hahaha! This is why I don't have many girlfriends :)

Funny Confession Ecard: Don't try to understand women. Women understand women, that's why they hate each other.

Funny Breakup Ecard: I just saw her picture on facebook, she looks like something I draw with my left hand.

This might be my favorite insult ever. Except my friend might not laugh. she's left handed and draws pretty darn well.

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