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Throat Punch Thursday -- why was I not aware of this before? I think my husband invented this day! only best friends throat punch each other

And don't forget it!

Free, News Ecard: I am a delicate fucking flower, god dammit, and you will treat me like a fucking lady.

This was how it felt taking a picture of 8 kids..

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I ate healthy and excercised today. I better fucken wake up skinny.

ALL Moms know this feeling.  Image Courtesy:   SomeeCardshttps://www.facebook.com/KidsberryIN ‪#‎KidsBerryIN‬

That moment when you're checking on your sleeping baby and their eyes open so you run before you make direct eye contact. Well not my baby but my niece for sure!

Thoart Punch Thursday

It's Throat Punch Thursday! You don't need a talking camel to tell you how this works; if you come any closer to my desk while I'm drinking my coffee-well tea or diet coke, I'll show you.

Adulthood is mostly about being tired and wishing gou hadn't made plans.

"I think I finally get this shit. 'adulthood' is mostly about being tired and wishing you hadn't made plans." hahaha 'bout sums it up!

All of his money goes to you! I'm anything but a gold digger! You are not very bright. Go get a job and work, then maybe you will understand how it feels to be a grown up. Lazy ass!

Free, Workplace Ecard: It's not "throwing someone under the bus" if they were already tumbling precariously in that direction on their own.

Happy Throat Punch Thursday! Please be sure to punch the nearest Douchecanoe in the fucking throat!

Free and Funny More Holidays Ecard: Happy Throat Punch Thursday! Please be sure to punch the nearest Douchecanoe in the fucking throat!

Sometimes I think I should try to be more compassionate and understanding...and then you start talking...

Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes I think I should try to be more compassionate and understanding.and then you start talking.

True but you're  still trying to spread your legs too no body wants that nasty cunt though.

True but you're still trying to spread your legs too no body wants that nasty cunt though. Hahah caption was too funny to get rid of

If I had a dollar for every time I wanted to knock a lazy co-worker out, I wouldn't have to work anymore. | Reminders Ecard | someecards.com

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: If I had a dollar for every time I wanted to knock a lazy co-worker out, I wouldn't have to work anymore.

You my dear, are the Muthafuckin Shit.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a Punishment. Now as a Mom, Nap Time Feels like I Won a Vacation!

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