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Dirty Minds they celrtainly make life interesting. Can't help but think of my Grandma Betty when I read this! You dirty bird!

Tru dat!

Inspirational Quotes: When one door closes, sometimes you want to get a hammer and nails to make sure that bitch stays shut. Top Inspirational Quotes Quote Description When one door closes, sometimes.

Same shit.. Different day ;)

Trust me. When I woke up today I had no plans to be this sexy. But hey, shit happens!

FUCK WHAT THEY THINK #manchic #quoteoftheday #typo

It's funny how people make important decisions in life, the most important decisions of their life, based on what everyone else, the unimportant outsiders primarily, will think about things. Pretty backward way to live.

True.

If you don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask a stupid question.why must people ask stupid questions? And why must I work with them?

L: Nerd probs.  K: Oh my word yes!

I wish I could copy and paste you into my bed :) about my book boyfriends

Everything happens for a reason.. LOL!

Funny Quote: Eveything Happens For A Reason, But Sometimes The Reason Is That You’re Stupid And You Make Bad Decision - Funny Quotes

If you bite my lip or neck...you better start taking your pants off. Just sayin'.

Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: If you bite my lip or neck.you better start taking your pants off. Just sayin'.

Would you mind checking my gag reflex?  I just want to make sure it's working properly.

Would you mind checking my gag reflex? I just want to make sure its working properly.

And that's the truth! Sounds like you have a nasty problem lol and posting it on Pinterest is just pretty hilarious. EWWW girl lol. You're the furthest thing from anything remotely classy.  Yuck!

Common sense is a flower that doesn’t grow in everyone’s garden. LOVE THIS! Common sense is a flower that doesn’t grow in everyone’s garden. LOVE THIS! was last modified: May…

Silence is Golden

so true. And I can't wait to listen to music again. to fall in love with the lyrics. I haven't listened to music for years. I hated music when I was with her. no love song applied and every shitty song did.

Hahah i love it

Girls have magic powers. They get wet without water, bleed without injury and make boneless things hard. Hahah i love it

Just because I'm smiling, doesn't mean I don't want to hit you in the face.

Just because I'm smiling doesn't mean I don't want to hit you in the face I always smile. (Although I rarely feel mean things, I just always smile.

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