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My life.Funny Quote - I stay up late every night and realize it's a bad idea every morning

Yes, this one is true!

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer. That's soooo true! I finally got my computer working and my house is a mess.

Oh, I can't breathe from laughing! I may have said this a couple of times to my sweet hubby :)

Sorry honey, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, just like stupid falls from yours.

Gtfo

fit quote: dear extra fat in my body, you have 2 options. make your way to my boobs, or gtfo.

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Funny quotes via Lynne Knowlton !!

I can relate: No matter how old you are, no matter how badass you think you are, if a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it.

I hate when people ask to borrow one, and you really don't want to give it to them because it is stretched perfectly for your wrist, so you pretend you don't have it.

hair tie on my wrist for my senior pictures. hair tie on my wrist for our engagement pictures. hair tie on my wrist or in my hair (or both) always.

Oh my - PERFECT! "One of the advantages of being disorganized is that one is always having surprising discoveries." — A.A. Milne @Elizabeth C. Espinoza and Corie. We got it from our mama.

organization-This could read "Lazy people are Just Too LAZY to organize"!

Definitely have done this.   # Pin++ for Pinterest # - Click image to find more Humor Pinterest pins

I don't like spiders and snakes, but.act like a black belt when I walk into a spider web

I need to print this and post on my door at work...... !

i may look calm but . I may look calm, but in my head We killed you three times. Your name isn't leatseatburgers i may look calm but I in my head We killed you three times Your name isn't leatseatburgers

Guilty As Charged!

how you doin'?I totally did read it in my mind in the exact voice of Joey! Oh how I LOVE Friends!

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