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"Here's to long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold beer — and another one!" — Irish Toast.

Funny Sports Ecard: Thank goodness football season is back. I was worried I was going to run out of reasons to drink on Mondays, Thursdays, Saturdays, & commercial commercial ads

What happened to the good old days when trophies/medals were for winners not just showing up?

So sad but true! Everybody is not a winner. There are winners and losers.

Haha so annoying!! and if anyone knows me......knows how much i HATE when people interupt me. so rude!

biggest pet peeve when people interrupt the middle of your sentence.

If a mother and father Can love more than One child...it only makes sense that a child Can love more than One mom or dad.

Dear children, I only take credit for the first 9 months after that you were exposed to your father haha

I dont make enough money to go on vacation

NEVER NOT FUNNY! LOL Funny Workplace Ecard: I don't make enough money to go on vacation so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I don't know where I am.

Funny Family Ecard: My children keep screaming, 'MOM!' at me, so I changed my name to 'Shit' and they're not allowed to swear.

This is so my mom. Frequent quote when I was a kid: "Mama mama mama honey honey honey, all I ever hear! I'm gonna change my name to shit and the first person to say it gets their ass busted!

Ahahahaha!!! yip - sounds like me!!!

The truth about Bikini Season.the truth of my life!

No lunch for me today, I'm saving all my calories for beer.

No lunch for me today, I'm saving all my calories for Mochas actually.or wine. Always wine.

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I would be a morning person…

Funny Confession Ecard: I could be a morning person if my coffee maker brewed wine instead of coffee.