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Funny Confession Ecard: My silence doesn't mean I agree with your statement.it's just that the level of your ignorance has rendered me speechless.

Strength + Bail $

Lord, if you give me strength, will need bail money to go with it.

Funny Confession Ecard: I ALWAYS mean what I say... I just don't always mean to say it out loud.

Funny Confession Ecard: I ALWAYS mean what I say. I just don't always mean to say it out loud.

I've reached that age where my brain went from 'you probably shouldn't say that' to 'what the hell, let's see what happens'.

Funny Ecard: I've reached that age where my brain went from 'you probably shouldn't say that' to 'what the hell, let's see what happens'.

Well hello there, you self-centered, narcissistic douche canoe. How can I help the world revolve around you today?

love this...and what the pinner wrote! --> so true... and these are the days I usually make it extra classy by adding booze!!!

Listen up, asshole. I had two helpings of flaming bitch with my breakfast today. Satan, himself, won't even fuck with me.

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