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I'm sorry I slapped you, but you didn't seem like you would ever stop talking and I panicked.

I'm sorry I slapped you, but you didn't seem like you would ever stop talking and I panicked.// I'm SO SURE people have felt this way about me at times!

For people who are sarcastic to the point where they can't even tell if they're kidding, or just a bitch.

When I saw this I thought of Syndrome from Incredibles. I thinking along the lines of, so you would marry Syndrome? Like, didn't he die? Why would this be a relatable thing people would pin? Anyway, I thought that was funny.

Don't try to tell me that hungry is not an emotion because I feel tht shit in my soul.

Don't try to tell me hunger isn't an emotion, because I feel that shit in my soul. (That's why we call it the hanger).

halosandsunshine: “Moment of silence please… ” thatgirljenifer.” halosandsunshine that is sacrilege. raisins are wrong. just say no to raisins.

Hahaha oh I hate bathing suit shopping should have thought of this beforehand

50 things I want to teach my daughter

50 things I want to teach my daughter. I would totally take a shot before swimsuit shopping with my mom!

As necessary...

I just did a weeks worth of cardio after walking into a spider's web. Definitely Fall is is the air.spiders are everywhere!

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