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Some days, this describes work perfectly.

modern poetry: roses are dead, violets are fine, this day sucks balls, I really love wine!

Ive met them all

I'll See Your Hot Mess & Raise You A Walking Disaster.lol Crowley Lee I win!

The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant. - so true!

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Does your consignment shop have the moxie to hang a sign like this?

50 things I want to teach my daughter

50 things I want to teach my daughter. I would totally take a shot before swimsuit shopping with my mom!


A few other things as well but I'm pretty sure only those three people I care about are the ones allowed to know what I care about

Some people just need to be hit over the head with stuff.

I did learn. The older you get the faster you learn the lesson.

wtf: I'm done chasing people who aren't willing to do the same for me, or even meet me halfway. After today, the ice cream man can go fuck himself.

Fuck the ice cream man, the mail man, and the pizza delivery girl.she's on my list to pursue next.

If this isn't the truest depiction of alcohol I've ever read.... LOL!! Honest Alcohol Labels

Honest Alcohol Labels

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True story

Naps are tricky. if I wake up unaware of the year, I just go back to sleep and wake up refreshed later.

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Quote: If showing up in a robe and tiara with a box of wine is wrong, then maybe I don't fully comprehend how Casual Friday actually works.