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Yyeeeeeessssssssss!!!!!

Every mother on earth gave birth to a child. Except my mother, she gave birth to a legend. High five, Mom!

Hahaahahaha. Coke/Water man, that's me.

Ruth is my Vodka Soda girl & Lori E. is my Vodka Cranberry girl. I'm the Light Beer Girl!

"Just relax and accept the crazy" . . . I feel like I should write that on business cards and pass them out when I'm being a little quirky.

People completely off their rocker out there - Real or Fake - Page 5

Yep

It's a proven fact that women say twice as many words a as men. That's because we have to repeat everything we say to them

Brought tears to my eyes.

my new favorite haiku. I love haiku's, they remind me of Lester Papadopoulos.

LOL - This must be why it sometimes takes all day to get it done. Dance in every room where there's enough space I say!

Funny Confession Ecard: That moment when you're supposed to be cleaning and you put on music and it turns into a dance party for one. Yup this is me!

This is the truest thing ever.  Ever.

Funny Family Ecard: Folding Laundry with a Toddler is like trying to straighten a desk full of papers while a fan blows on it. So true

Yes, i'll take one scoop of "my diet starts tomorrow"

I'm going to open an ice cream shop and name the flavors things like: dont be sad, he's not worth it, you deserve better. That would be awesome!

I have a masters degree

Funny Confession Ecard: She thinks she's hot shit on a silver platter but she's just a cold turd on a paper plate. Ain't that the truth!

Money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster sipping a margarita on the beach outside of my oceanfront mansion | meme

6 Emotions Every Couple Experiences While Planning Their Wedding

"Money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster sipping a margarita on the beach outside of my oceanfront mansion." - Funny but slightly true.

28 Parents who are trolls at heart....aka my future

Funny pictures about Parents who are trolls at heart. Oh, and cool pics about Parents who are trolls at heart. Also, Parents who are trolls at heart.

Mommy Monday- The Art of the Temper Tantrum

Mommy Monday- The Art of the Temper Tantrum

Funny Family Ecard: 'Your mega-meltdown tantrum fit totally changed my mind.' Said no mom ever.

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