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Free and Funny News Ecard: I love those days where I don't swear at all. Then I have to get in my car to go somewhere and it's all shot to hell.

Officer, I do not have road rage! I was simply letting the other drivers know that they should not have exited their mothers womb.

Funny Confession Ecard: Officer, I do not have road rage! I was simply letting the other drivers know that they should not have exited their mothers womb.

Hell is a place where two cars drive under the speed limit parallel to each other.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Hell is a place where two cars drive under the speed limit parallel to each other.

... I'm going to make this into a sign to hold up at work, ha.

Can I just get a bunch of these made up and hand them out like business cards?

or just the fact that you're a whore.... either one.

A pet peeve of mine. the complaints of a run ragged stay at home mom. try being a single mother with a full time job. Or just a mother with a full time job. I've done both and can tell you which is more difficult.

HahahahahH true HURRY!

So true! Some people decide that when you let them cross the street, that would be a good time for them to see exactly how slow they can walk without actually stopping.

I have done this!

Picking up this tiny piece of paper would take 2 seconds, but instead, I'm gonna run it over 100 times with my vacuum at different angles.

Haha

True Do you know that awesome feeling when you get into bed and fall right to sleep, stay asleep all night, and wake up feeling refreshed? Me neither.

Oh yes.. way to much drama people! BE HAPPY!

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So true! When people would ask what super power I wish I had when I was little it was reading minds.

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