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TRUTH!!! Explains A LOT!! =D

Sometimes, the first step to forgiveness is realizing the other person was born an idiot.

Never thought I'd get up early to exercise, I was right

I never thought I'd be the type of person who would get up early in the morning to exercise.


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And she can't remember if you're a friend or an enemy!

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And so ends another week without me becoming unexpectedly rich

Life - And so ends another week without me becoming unexpectedly rich.

No CONTACT!!! If you are not co-parenting, NO CONTACT!!! I have the hammer and the nails...they are the education about the Narcissists in your life. - Mary A. Faher/THE CEMENT BENCH

Inspirational Quotes: When one door closes, sometimes you want to get a hammer and nails to make sure that bitch stays shut. Top Inspirational Quotes Quote Description When one door closes, sometimes.