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There was a safety meeting in work today. They asked me, "what steps would you take in the event of a fire?" "Fucking big ones" was the wrong answer.

Goofy at times!

Sometimes, I shock myself the smart stuff I say and do. Other times, I tried to get out of my car with seatbelt on.

Bail money.

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