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The doctor said I needed to start drinking more wine. Also, I'm calling myself 'the doctor' now. The doctor is in.

Hahaha!  I have to get one on my phone for when we do booth sales!!

I never buy Girl Scout cookies because I don't carry cash! Now if I find a girl with this I will gain on thin mints

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monday mornings for sure! i can’t get out of bed. These blankets have accepted me as one of their own and If I leave now I might lose their trust.

Hilarious Shit

Introvert problems, I got 'em. Story of my life.few people that don't fall into that nah category

Kids children expensive wine humor

Funny parenting meme- "The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink." SO TRUE or vodka, as the case may be.

Don't forget to throw in the baby showers every weekend you're not going to a wedding!

Funny Birthday Ecard: Welcome to Where every other weekend is a wedding, you feel borderline inappropriate shopping in Forever and two drinks equal a hangover.

Well....maybe the fourth lol

Just kidding I'm on my cupcake. Just kidding I hate cupcakes. Just kidding I live for cupcakes. Just kidding I live for veggies. Just kidding veggies make me sick. Just kidding millennials make me sick.

Love cynicism, everything is funnier. Tina Fey says it well.

Funny Tina Fey Quote - "I wish I could trade my heart for another liver so I could drink more and care less." Me too, Tina.

Hoping my New Years Resolution will change my mind...lol

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I LOVE EXERCISE! Just not as much as I love wine. or my friends. or sitting on my ass. or a combination of any of the above.never mind.

FOX News summed up in one ecard..

better late than ugly ;) actually I usually just arrive ugly since I hate being late!

Party Inspiration and Molly Suzanne {$30 Shop Credit}

Mimosas // socially acceptable way to start partying at breakfast // brunch // ecard

'If you want to go running with me, you better be prepared to walk a lot.' Hahahaha.  I love it.

to go running with me , you ’d better be prepared to walk a lot

damn ecards are always giving up my secrets

I love maxi skirts and dresses! "We may feel dressed up, but all women know that maxi skirts are just crotchless yoga pants.

Awesome Custom Wine Labels Husband Had Made For His Wife - Sassified

funny wine bottle labels break down rough day murder on my mind - I feel like this would be the perfect gift for you haha

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