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 haaaaaaaaaaaaa i'm dyyyyyying!!

Ummmm, no! I read this in my own voice. Of course, my voice is pretty awesome. Yes, it is as awesome as Morgan Freeman's. No, I don't need to hear Morgan Freeman's voice to have my text properly narrated to me.

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Except Uggs were designed to be made for surfers to wear to the beach. Love the Uggs with short shorts.

It does kind of drive me crazy when people confuse these... ;)

Youre = You fucking are.Your = Shows fucking possession. Were = We fucking are.Were = Past fucking tense of are. Where = Specifies a fucking location. Than = A fucking comparison.Then = A point in fucking time.

The more I watch this movie and see her quotes the more I realize I'm That bridesmaid. @Kaitlin Stansell

Melissa McCarthy-Bridesmaids Seriously, she makes me laugh so hard. I love her!

Wine Hormone Guide!

The first row and the last row are true. I suppose the last column (Ultra safe) would be too if I drank wine. Let's just change that whole column to "chocolate" instead of wine.

Sounds familiar! Or how bout when you start a project/chore and does 90% of it and they offer to help and does the last 10% and then takes credit for all of it?

That is if he will take the trash out at all! My husband does a ton of other things, but trash isn't one of them! I have learned to pick my battles!

Some people can just put a smile on your face :)

sheldon Sheldon Cooper from the Big Bang Theory quotes. I love good humorous quotes to get me through the day and week. These are a few that make me laugh hysterically.

Olsen sisters if they were normal people

now i love oklahoma, but this is so funny.If Celebrities moved to Oklahoma.click through this. really, really, well done photoshop work.

animal memes | Funny Animal Memes and Pics - Socialphy

Tite A data-driven giraffe walks into a store run by a theory-driven duck. The giraffe turns to the duck and orders an object for purchase as a present for her research assistant.

Scottish Humor  Stupid Joke - SEXY Man!!!

So, a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom is a whore. Those SNL Jeopardy skits were the best!

Funny.  I used something similar for a hillbilly birthday party I planned, but this could be done for a variety of different music genres.

What's your blues name? Mine is Pretty Bones Lee! I guess you could call a person's bones pretty. and my mom sometimes calls me Lee, so that could be my name. Logically it all makes sense! I'm Pretty Bones Lee =)

That awkward moment when your coworker's fat arms made you look like you're naked at the office party.

The awkward moment when your friends fat arm makes you look naked. "totally had to take a double look. Thought she was naked!

#truestory

It is quotes like this who have my husband double guessing what I really mean, When I say "What?" I mean "What?" Maybe I'm not wired like most women, but I mean what I say and I say what I mean, the first time.

Challenge Accepted Stoplight T-Shirt | SnorgTees

Challenge Accepted Stoplight T-Shirt

Funny T Shirt of the Day: Yellow Light Challenge Accepted T Shirt by Snorg Tees.

During finals week....

Funny pictures about Math City. Oh, and cool pics about Math City. Also, Math City photos.

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