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Intead of "Single" as a marital status, I prefer "Independently Owned & Operated"

You attract crazy and make them straight jacket homicidal suicidal crazy.

Nailed the dang door shut. You're not getting back in...

Inspirational Quotes: When one door closes, sometimes you want to get a hammer and nails to make sure that bitch stays shut. Top Inspirational Quotes Quote Description When one door closes, sometimes.

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i want this to be the caption on my christmas card while im holding my cat. while wearing matching sweaters. with a straight face.<------- leaving caption because its funny

Most Funny Quotes : I'm tired of getting fucked in ways that don't end in an orgasm.

Ever have one of those days?

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Monday: not enough coffee or middle fingers

LOL!! I cant stop laughing. This is so me. A clue, if my legs are crossed my foot will start going up and down. Fair warning. ha

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I run entirely on caffeine, sarcasm, and inappropriate thoughts.

Oh well, i guess i will have to stay in bed all day...

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Or moved away.

People keep telling me the 'right person' will come along. I think mine got hit by a bus or something. So true

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if I should be angry, cry, laugh or just say WTH.

I say this to people all the time when they question me about why I'm not dating anyone yet....

No Partner? No Problem! 25 Funny Quotes about Being Single .

Sexy Humor - We are trying sooooo HARD to give up sexual innuendos. Well, not really.

Charles Gesmar (Geismar with a “ i ‘marital status), poster artist and costume designer, was born May 21, 1900 in Nancy. He died February 27, 1928 in Paris

Gilda Gray Dancer by Gesmar 1925

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Marital status: in lust.