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And all the people said, Amen!

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: It just isn't Christmas unless you push your body to the brink of alcholism and diabetes.

Frieda is a character in the comic strip Peanuts by Charles Schulz.

"People Always Expect More of You When You Have Naturally Curly Hair", Peanuts, December I got my curls from my mother. Blessed now , but cursed them for many years

...the reason I have no friends...lol

Funny Confession Ecard: Im not anti-social. I just have a strong aversion to B., drama, and pretending. makes-me-laugh-quotes

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Funny Confession Ecard: There are over 7 trillion nerves in the human body and you have succeeded in getting on every single one of them.

Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap.

Friendship

This is so true in my life. Not sure why I always have to be the one to reach out first. I'm done being that person, friendship is a 2 way street. If you don't have "time" to contact me, then don't expect me to contact you.

Funny Family Ecard: The key to getting along with people is to either lower your expectations - or learn to drink.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: If you ask me to hold your drink, I will drink it.

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A girl's best friend Haha Funny Friendship Ecard: A good friend brings over a bottle of wine to share. A best friend brings two.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I bought a pair of Meatloaf underwear today.' On the back 'But I won't do that.

When I win the lottery, all my pin boards become  reality.  Everything will be delicious, covered in glitter, made out of pallets, and look effing amazing.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: When I win the lottery, all my pin boards become reality. Everything will be delicious, covered in glitter, made out of pallets, and look effing amazing.

When I win the lottery!

"Money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster sipping a margarita on the beach outside of my oceanfront mansion." - Funny but slightly true.

Kick ass in business and in life! Learn a lesson from your dog - no matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that shit and move on!

my boys all the time

This Literally happens everyday at my house! Funny Family Ecard: Dear Family, Thanks for putting empty boxes back in the cabinet. There's nothing like waking up to disappointment for breakfast.this is sooooo my family!

That's what I did wrong!!

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ya, I know this guy. I see those penis enlarging pills are working - you're a bigger dick today than you were yesterday

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