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I always said if I wasn't called the meanest mom in the whole world at least once a day, I wasn't doing my job!

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Get into bed

I'll probably feel this way someday. Lol

lol my tiny army of two know just how to drive me bonkers!

My told me she raised us to be strong and independent, but did such a good job that it ended up backfiring on her! Lol!

Free and Funny Family Ecard: I want my children to be independent, head-strong people. Just not while I am raising them!

Traded my brain cells for children

Funny but true

This is the truest thing ever.  Ever.

Funny Family Ecard: Folding Laundry with a Toddler is like trying to straighten a desk full of papers while a fan blows on it. So true

a few mommy luxuries (especially when they are little!)

a few mommy luxuries (especially when they are little!) I never did the heels thing but I did do wedges.

effing crazy

My mom tells me this at least once a month

Sleeping like a husband... and other perks of the working Dad: the illiterate infant

Funny Baby Ecard: I think the saying shouldn't be 'I slept like a baby.' Let's change it to 'I slept like a husband.

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My kids are the reason i wake up every morning. Really freakin early.

Like zombies or psychotic clowns OR I am chasing a student...

Like zombies or psychotic clowns OR I am chasing a student.

I have had more than one moment where I should have just walked away, but in that moment I thought to myself " Fuck It, It's On!"

I'm a fantastic mom!

Guilty a time or 2 ;)

Guilty a time or 2 ;



LOL, I got this from one of my daughters pins!

That moment when you realize your children have your twisted sense of humor.And you don't know whether to be proud or scared.

funny mom quotes...hahaha...both of mine are my fave @Chris Helm

I love my kids but school vacations are hell.