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Funny Confession Ecard: Yes I know, I'm the meanest mom in the world. They made me sign a contract before I could bring you home from the hospital.

Mommy knows best...let's hope! lol

To my children who like to argue with me: Where do you think you got your attitude and stubbornness from? I have decades more experience than you! Yep, so true!

Phantom baby

Shower Schizophrenia- EVERY DAMN TIME. The constant belief that you hear a child crying while you're trying to take a shower.

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Totally made me think of Kenzi "Mommy has a boogie in her nose. David has a boogie in his nose.

J

A good question for people considering parenthood might be, “Have you ever put pants on a person who is running away?

I have had more than one moment where I should have just walked away, but in that moment I thought to myself " Fuck It, It's On!"

That means I'm the best mom ever! And I have the best mom ever!

this about sums it up Sometimes I think to myself, "I would love to,accomplish just one single task without 3000 interruptions!" I don't have kids but this sounds like my job - if that stupid phone would stop ringing, I might get something done!!!!

36 Of Our Favorite Parenting Memes

ADKD: Attention Deficit Kid Disorder: When you attempt to wash dishes but first must fix a blanket fort, fish a toy from behind the fridge, find a binky, sing the ABCs, and. hang on I hear crying. Pennington - this is our life!

Your kind, nurturing and gentle mom is off shift at 9pm. I suggest you get your ass to bed before her replacement- AngryBitchyMommy- arrives.

Funny Family Ecard: Your kind, nurturing and gentle mom is off shift at I suggest you get your ass to bed before her replacement- AngryBitchyMommy- arrives.

Mom: The amazing ability to hear a sneeze through closed doors, in the middle of the night, 3 bedrooms away...while daddy snores next to you.

Mom: The amazing ability to hear a sneeze through closed doors, in the middle of the night, 3 bedrooms away.while daddy snores next to you. Funny and so true!

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