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HANGRY: a state of anger caused by lack of food; hunger causing a negative change in emotional state. Translation: Feed me or I'LL CUT YOU! It is the truth! But you won't go hangry with our portions

I think it's weird how somedays I feel skinny and somedays I feel like a busted can biscuits.

Okay, so I don't generally ever feel "skinny" but I can certainly relate to the biscuit can!

Locking your car doors at a light because someone on the corner looks shady or crazy...then worry that they heard doors lock and you are hurting their feelings.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Locking your car doors at a light because someone on the corner looks shady or crazy.then worry that they heard doors lock and you are hurting their feelings.

It started with training for a half marathon I completed in April 2011. I went on to a podiatrist (insoles), then to an orthopedic surgeon (boot 1), then back to the orthopedic surgeon (special insoles) to another orthopedic surgeon (cast and boot 2) to physical therapy. I’ve been in 2 walking boots and 1 cast (technically, 4 …

Dancing in my sassy pants

"Outta the way world. I've got my sassy pants on today. mallorca I think your Tron-pants would be equivalent to sassy pants. I think it would be best if you found a spare pair.

I set my clock ahead to prevent being late.....all it really does is sharpen my subtraction skills.

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: I set my clock ahead to prevent being late.all it really does is sharpen my subtraction skills.

If I really like you I'll be sarcastic and tease you relentlessly. If I don't like you I'll be very polite and pleasant. I think I may have somehow gotten this backwards.

Funny Ecard: The stick figure decals on vehicle windows are not pedestrian 'kill scores’ but represent family members? I'll remove mine ASAP to avoid further confusion.

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FAT Truth #5

"Whoever said 'nothing tastes as good as skinny feels' has clearly never had cupcakes, or wine, or chocolate, or pizza!" Definitely the cupcakes and chocolate and pizza part!

Those parties won't get you far. They may make you feel good for the moment, but they won't solve your problem.

Love this! I barely get on FB anymore because the same people always have either drama or pity parties. I've got family members I could call if I wanted to hear it.

I don't understand how some women have 20 plus bridesmaids. I don't even like that many people. | Wedding Ecard | someecards.com

this is the most accurate thing ever. I don't get the whole bridesmaid thing, period. They get people they hardly ever talk to so it looks like they actually have friends.

haha! that's why pinterest gave us private boards...@Rachael Eaton

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: Definition of a Best Friend: The only person on earth that's allowed to call you crazy, totally mean it, and she doesn't get her ass beat.

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