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Lord, give me strength to tolerate this fake bitch.An image on imgfave

Why is it men can never find anything in the kitchen? Maybe b/c we're always saying, "Get out of my kitchen!" ;)

Magnets from Anne Taintor: male refrigerator blindness claims another victim

Day 5:  I am so incredibly thankful for the most supportive, smart, funny, witty, fun group of girlfriends anyone could ask for. @Megan Dunn @Megan Paddock @Sara Renkert @Chanel Yellowhair @Jamie Stevens @Jane Overbey @Kristy Thompson @Christi Hoopes @tara

friends (Thank you, my beautiful and VERY much missed Marton-Roldan ) How are you? And that wonderful girl of yours? The hubby? I'll NEVER forget you offering to lend him to me. ♥ friends,My Girls-,Quotes :

Every wed night before weigh in at weight watchers! Haha

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bitch slap

Substitute smart ass comment with lie. That's more my feeling about some people

Haha, exactly! Like I can'y see it my own damn self, lol.

I'm not bothered by weather update reports, but this makes me laugh anyway.

.Haha...you got that right

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard:I'm the lead float in the Bitch Parade.

Don't like assholes!!

Funny Confession Ecard: I don't really know what's going on with you right now but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with you being a fucking asshole.

I think this was my mother the whole time I was growing up...

Do not ever underestimate my ability to find shit out. Do not ever underestimate my ability to find shit out. Do not ever underestimate my ability to find shit out.

Yes bitch please say something

Top of the list, bitch. One day I will take care of each one of the three that top that list.

Haha oops!

Funny Confession Ecard: Some things are better left unsaid. But I'm probably gonna get drunk and say them anyway.

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Tell us how you REALLY feel. The truth after many, many years of marriage to an ungrateful man. I'd feel like this too if I had one of those men; except I'd pour the damn drink right into his lap!