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when im older. and my little girl asks me who my first love was, i don't want to have to pull out the old photo album.i want to be able to point across the room and say. he is sitting right ov - Collection Of Inspiring Quotes, Sayings, Images

Tipe of boy

you're the type of boy i'd make a sandwich for. Cause Lord knows if some random lazy ass scrub asks me to make him a damn sandwich I will go OFF on his ass. But you, sweetie. turkey or ham?

I refuse 1 arm hugs, either give me the real shit or don't bother

This is so true. Why do guys think it's cool to half-hug anyways? I literally had to teach an ex how to hug me like i was a girl and not a man-bro-thing. He seriously smacked my back.

If a guy can't handle a girl in sweatpants he doesn't deserve her in a wedding dress.

if a guy can't handle a girl in sweatpants he sure as hell doesn't deserve her in a wedding dress -drake

The difference between girls and women

girls-want-respect-women-respect-quote-pic-quotes-sayings-pictures.jpg no exactly. a real women want. with a real life.

I think that could also be changed a little bit....If a MOM asks you a question.......;)

I don't. If I ask you a question, it's better to tell me the truth because I don't freaking know the answer! If I know, why would I bother! But yea, this applies to women in general. Either way, just answer the freaking question! Hehehe :Pp

No, I am not single, but I thought this was pretty funny!! :) For all of those people who are single you can use this when someone asks you if you are seeing anyone!!

No, I am not single. I am in a long distance relationship, because my boyfriend lives in the future………… good quotes about being a single christian

Maybe I'll try this in my astronomy class..... Maybe not.

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Teacher's comment on student's paper. Why are there rings on Saturn? Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it. "Saturn was NOT a single lady"!

 Say what you mean; mean what you say.

Southern women know how to say what comes AFTER "no offense" without saying "no offense" first, so it's more of a surprise. MUCH more fun that way. (This is why I never say no offense)

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I think we all should be this kind of person. I mean we are all sons and daughters of the highest and the most powerful being in the whole universe ( much more than that even) we should always remember our divine nature. How I feel.

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The nice things; the bad things; the sweet things; the careless things; the gentlemanly things; the crass things. Watch what you say, guys. We girls don't forget easily.

Me: I'm So Tired L Could... http://funnypictures.io/me-im-so-tired-l-could/ #funny

I'm so tired I could collaspe into bed and sleep for a year. (Gets in bed) how was earth created who made microwaves how does the internet even work I'm hungry feels bad about something i did 4 years ago remembers 73 unfinished tasks too wired to sleep

And check those insecurities even your husband knows you have...

While you’re talking behind my back, feel free to bend down and kiss my ass. quotes about fake friends talking behind your back

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