So true! EVERY single time lol! OCD at the gas station pump.it has to land on the right number or I'm annoyed lol
"I have a condition that prevents me from going on a diet. I get hungry." Well I really do get faint and shaky if I don't eat often enough.
Please stop mistaking my wonderful sense of humor as flirtation. Just because I make you laugh does not mean I want you. I'm just naturally hilarious. {I'm not flirting. I'm just funny} customers don't understand
So unbelievably true. If prison was out of the picture: murder. Murder EVERYWHERE.
Funny Confession Ecard: Good friends discuss their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop. (Bestest friends talk about both!