But she doesn't have to know that.

My Mother Was Right Funny Vintage Metal Sign

This Mother Was Right Funny Mom Vintage Kitchen Weathered Metal Sign is the perfect retro wall decor for any mom with a sense of humor! Made of durable 24 gauge steel, right here in the USA. 8 x 14 in.

Always, Darling!

As long as everything is exactly the same as I want then I'm totally flexible !- vintage retro funny quote--sad to say but sooo true!

Many alcoholics are narcissist who put their own wants above those of their children and family members. Alcoholism isn't glamorous. Ask her children.

Vodka Induced Decisions ~ Will lead me Down~ A Dark Path To Being~ Controlled By A Insane Man ~

new goal for 2012, find an appropriate time to say this

yolanda: (via Historic LOLs After Dark: Hold My... - silas216

Shit definitely got real if you ask someone to hold your earrings or purse!


Napkins - Anne Taintor Drunk and Disorderly Funny Cocktail Beverage -- me and my BFF.

Okaaay... i'll kiss it :P

Truth about girls and asses

I"d tell you to kiss my ass, but I'm pretty sure you'd fall in love, and then I'd never get rid of you.

Birthday Rocks Card

Birthday Rocks Card

Our “Birthday Rocks” card is lovingly handcrafted in the Philippines by women survivors of sex trafficking. The card incorporates a variety of handmade, recycled papers, making it environmentally sust

We hate everyone funny quotes quote bitch hate funny quotes girl quotes @Meg Christensen bahahaha!!

Why are we so unpopular? Because we hate everyone.yup, pretty much sums it up.