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I only drink on occasions - when it's my birthday and when it's not - vintage retro funny quote LOVE IT!

That's why we have a housekeeper.

I know my kids are laughing; one four letter word I don't have trouble with - maid. (Of course I think that's why I have trouble with the other four letter words.

Hold my purse... Just got real!!!

Shit definitely got real if you ask someone to hold your earrings or purse!

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I have plenty of talent and I'm a good role model that people want to be around.smells like bullshit.

When you say everything happens for a reason, don't be surprised when I slap you in the face. It happened for a reason.

Funny Confession Ecard: When you say everything happens for a reason, don't be surprised when I slap you in the face. It happened for a reason.

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