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Confession: Singing a song that you don't really know. But that 15 second part…

Summer diet plan: Live in the Big Brother house and volunteer to be on Slop for the duration.

Summer diet plan: Live in the Big Brother house and volunteer to be on Slop for…

lucky charms cereal

Dear Lucky Charms, Please stop putting cereal in my marshmallows. Still funny even though I don't like lucky charms

When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours.

When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours. - I don't compete with my friends. I think this idea is really cool if I should have kids.

'She called you fat.' 'Oh HELL NO. Here, hold my cake but don't eat it okay? Nevermind I'll take it with me.'

Funny Encouragement Ecard: 'She called you fat.' 'Oh HELL NO. Here, hold my cake but don't eat it okay?

I'm not two faced, I have multiple personality disorder | Confession Ecard

Funny Confession Ecard: I don't know if you've noticed but I don't give a shit.

See when I was your age, Pluto was a planet... and we had Twinkies... (my favorite one so far!!)

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: See when I was your age, Pluto was a planet. and we had Twinkies.

Rubbermaid works well for this, too.

Funny Confession Ecard: Tupperware is so handy for those times when you feel like throwing out your food another day. this is our family in an ecard.

Funny Wedding Ecard: We both quote The Princess Bride on a regular basis. Let's get mawwied.

Funny Wedding Ecard: We both quote The Princess Bride on a regular basis. Where is this man?

Should be enough...

Wine fun fact we all should know. Drinking wine can improve your sex life. Red wine keep us looking younger. Italy is the world’s top producer of wine.

faster than the speed of light

Funny Confession Ecard: Nothing faster than the speed of light. Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a photo that makes her look fat. There really is an ecard for that!

Monday humor, Monday ruins your day, Friday humor

Funny Work Quotes : QUOTATION – Image : Quotes Of the day – Description We interrupt your happiness to bring you MONDAY. Your regularly scheduled happiness will resume on Friday. Sharing is Caring – Don’t forget to share this quote !

Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes I fantasize about a world where I'm in charge, chocolate makes you skinny, and everything is always 75% off.

Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes I fantasize about a world where I'm in charge, chocolate makes you skinny, and everything is always off.

Sometimes I like to see how close I can get to wild, woodland animals because it makes me feel like a Disney Princess.

Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes I like to see how close I can get to wild, woodland animals because it makes me feel like a Disney Princess.

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