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This is me. I'm almost done with my masters degree in applied mathematics but I'm a proud stay at home mom. Is it bad that my husband sent me this ecard?

Funny College Ecard: I'm working really hard for a graduate degree, but if the opportunity arises to become a housewife, I'm taking it. AMEN to this

Martha Stewart would choke on her craft supplies if she saw how I wad up a fitted sheet. true story

Martha Stewart would choke on her craft supplies if she saw how I wad up a fitted sheet. That's exactly how I fold my fitted sheets up. I figure the wrinkles will disappera once I make the bed (~_~)

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Im not gossiping.I'm just sharing opinions aboit other ppls life choices!

Chocolate Craving - Cup of Brownie - Pin It Blog

Sometimes You Just Need A Little Chocolate

Free and Funny News Ecard: You know you're desperate for a chocolate fix when you find yourself raiding your baking supplies for semi-sweet chocolate morsels.

So, i'm stuck on Pinterest and while waiting to be let out, found the some e cards and hit pay dirt. I can't share them, you might know me better. But I did come across this one of a guy yelling from a podium at a female, telling her this is not a bakery, and she needs to get her muffin top out of the room. And I'm thinking to my self says the nickel weight snarky little fuck with the personality of a mouthy bitch..., You wake to work and do until you drop in bed, eat the muffin baby.

While I've been recovering from the flu, Diddly Squats have been a part of my daily exercise routine!

{In The Shop} - Hocus Pocus Halloween Cross Stitch Pattern

"What are you going to be for Halloween?" "A drunk girl sitting on her couch, watching Hocus Pocus!

Seriously, stick to the script.

You are not responding in the wat I imagined you would respond when I acted out this conversation in my head. Stop it. Your eCards

So true!

So true!

& you're just a nosey bitch.

A friend will be the designated driver. A best friend will hold your hair while you vomit on your ex's car. Happy B-day Bestie!

Damn coffee filters

Some days I am the queen of serenity. Other days, separating coffee filters pushes me over the edge. so true ;

Fake boobs dont fix anything but your boobs people...why dont people understand this?

Fake boobs dont fix anything but your boobs people.why dont people understand this?