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Barneyyyy <3

When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. - Barney Stinson (Neil Patrick Harris), How I Met Your Mother

When I get sad I just stop being sad and be AWESOME instead! How I met your mother, I love this

Ten Ways to feel Awesome

'When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story' How I Met Your Mother :)

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Inspiration exists but it has to find you working. Powerful words from Pablo Picasso … Find the inspirations and the push forward in your work with me and thousands of other artists at this weekends.

too true, despite the fact that it should say "woman" and not "women". Grammar people

It is quotes like this who have my husband double guessing what I really mean, When I say "What?" I mean "What?" Maybe I'm not wired like most women, but I mean what I say and I say what I mean, the first time.

This explains our church so well! If you know what i mean! @denise grant Hand

YES exactly haha except united would never come to my church pretty sure.

Yes, yes I have... ex-BOYFRIEND though, not spouse.

Was I drunk the entire relationship? Was I drunk the entire relationship? Was I drunk the entire relationship?

classssyyy

keep telling yourself that--it's also the drink of choice for many homeless people, hence the term "wino" for a homeless alcoholic. i'd rethink the whole "classy" part.

Dude knows what he's talking about..

"Swag is for boys. Class is for men" Uncle Barney

"An old friend from Canada is in town and I'm meeting him for a drink." "Oooh, someone you went to Degrassi with?"

I always assume Canadian high school is exactly like Degrassi. I'm from Canada.

And I do know how to dispose a body where it will never be found. #taxidermy

I may look calm, but in my mind I have killed you three times. Actually, I've killed many people more than three times.

And then he ate all of the bacon and got sick. HIMYM. Ted Mosbey, architect.

You're Telling Me Those Were All Lies? How I Met Your Mother. Ted and Marshall.

i love how I met your mother!

How I Met Your Mother! Go Robin! Random Dude: So where are you from? Robin: Yeah, I'm a ghost. I died 15 years ago like that pickup line

It's true.  One of the most boring kids I've ever known was constantly complaining of boredom.

My mom has said this thousands of times in my life. Whenever i say "I'm bored" she replies with "only boring people get bored" and im just realizing how true that is. When you keep busy, keep not boring, you don't get bored.

Top 30 Funny quotes for Teens

Top 30 Funny quotes for Teens

Funny Quotes for Teens Here are some most funniest teen quotes, you will feel that they fit your feelings .

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Yes, penguins do have knees! A penguin’s leg is composed of a short femur, knee, tibia and fibula. The upper leg bones are not visible as they are covered in feathers, giving the penguin the illusion of short legs and no knees. No go the fuck to sleep.

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