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she thinks she’s hot shit

Funny Confession Ecard: She thinks she's hot shit on a silver platter but she's just a cold turd on a paper plate. Ain't that the truth!

I clean when I'm frustrated. So, if you show up unannounced & our house is clean...You might want to reconsider your visit.

I clean when I'm frustrated. So, if you show up unannounced & our house is clean. You might want to reconsider your visit especially if it is my daughter doing the cleaning.


Oh how I would love to do this just one time! I have the perfect person in mind for this one :)

When Mommy finally gets up to spank your butt, that's when you know... Shit just got real.

So, SO true. I remember when my Mom got off the couch, I had messed up.

To my daughters

Bwahahahahha LOVE it! lol Dear Daughters, Should I ever learn you've been twerking anywhere, at any time, I will learn to do it myself and make sure I chaperon every single dance you ever go to. except that it is spelled "chaperone.

Funny Stuff: Mommy’s On The Phone

It's more like "Mom is on the phone, lets play 20 questions, and ask her if I can do all the things she said no about 2 minutes ago." said ALL of my children.

This looks about typical for a mom...‪

Funny Weekend Ecard: So glad the weekend is here so I can wash the dishes, mop the floors, clean the toilets, dust the furniture and do the laundry! I still enjoy my weekends even if part of them are filled with work.

Oh yes.. way to much drama people! BE HAPPY!

Top 5 Funnies

So true! When people would ask what super power I wish I had when I was little it was reading minds.

Knight in Shinning Armour..... Or not!

Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil. --- Can I get an amen?

Play along people

If only they would my life would be so much easier!