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Anyone who says their wedding day was the best day of their life, has never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.

Free and Funny Weddings Ecard: Anyone who says their wedding day was the best day of their life, has never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.

hahahahaaaa... at my fake wedding I'm using my favorite wedding video of two people I don't know. (check it out in my love wedding stuff album) hahahaaa

OMG this made me laugh. I'll start a wedding board soon. JUST to put up things for my imaginary wedding lol

Yes, I just pinned the same outfit you did... haha

Funny Movies Ecard: You know Magic Mike is going to be great when Matthew McConaughey is the least attractive of the group.

this is my life.. if my legs are shaved either someone is especially important or there is an important event where my legs will be exposed

me: god shaving legs is such a bitch! i hate it -__- adam: i never said you had to shave your legs! :P me:but you like smooth legs dont you?

Mother-in-laws...hahah.

Too funny! Not meant toward my husband and my mother-in-law doesn't tell me how to handle my children. Just thought this was too funny!

Why? Because fuck you that's why.

Funny pictures about When women ask you for your opinion. Oh, and cool pics about When women ask you for your opinion. Also, When women ask you for your opinion.

TRUE STORY:  I pulled up next to two friends and rolled down the window.  With a very serious look on my face, I asked, "hey, can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?"  They looked confused for a bit, then realized what I asked... I could see them cracking up in my rear view mirror.

Funny TV Ecard: I'm still kinda pissed they never actually told us how to get to Sesame Street.

Yes please <3

Treat me like a Queen - vintage retro funny quotes

said no one ever lol

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: You Know I. thug em, fuck em, love em, leave em cause I dont fuckin need em

Be prepared it cannot be contained!!!

Also I may just stop conversation and sing the song.I will at least sing the words of the song while still conducting the conversation

Dear Axe Body Spray, Please put a suggested serving size on your bottle. Sincerely, Choking girls everywhere.

A guy I work with sprays Axe Body Spray all over himself after every break to "cover up" the smell of cigarette smoke. He continues to smell like smoke and now also smells of nasty Axe Body Spray.

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