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Best with non-lubricated or flavored condoms. Protect your mouth from STDs. Do not get so excited by your partner that you inhale the dental dam! Get regular STD screenings.

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I look at people sometimes and think… Really? That’s the sperm that won?



I think they should make graduation cards out of this one!

Irrational sense of entitlement. Today's generation was born with their hand out.

pretty much sums it up

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: Eat shit and die bitch. Sincerely, Your Friends.some people.


Omg Katie I don't know why but I thought you'd get a chuckle out of this one. Put the straw in the shutthefuckupcakes and suck it the fuck up! Pardon my language but it was really funny!

could've said this soooo many times before lol DAMNIT!!

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that.

you were dragged through the entire dumbass forest

Free and Funny News Ecard: You didn't fall out of the stupid tree.you were dragged through the entire dumbass forest!

This is what I will say to my child on a daily basis I am sure

Hhaha, I always say so sympathetically to my kids when they're whining, "Oooh what's that? I can't hear what you're saying through the whining.* Works every time!

Funny and true.

Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: I may look calm, but in my head, I've punched you in the face 3 times.