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Remember, some people need to be alone with their cats, and die in an unwashed angora sweater in July

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100% for this Actually some are looking scared. Maybe wondering why I'm still so happy So hilarious.

I’m not saying let’s kill all the stupid people… I’m just saying let’s remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.

I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested! I'm awesome! lol

It happens all the time

but I AM hilarious! I crack me up all the time. If anyone ever puts a camera in here I will be put away for laughing at nothing all the time. I cry hard and I laugh hard.

I don't really like "inspirational sayings" but since this pretty much sums up my WHOLE LIFE, I had to post it.

I'm only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand. Although as an author I am responsible for making readers understand--a reader who doesn't understand is an unhappy reader. (And there is some value to leaving some questions unanswered.

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I want to sleep but my brain won't stop talking to itself.story of my life.

Ain't it the truth!!

Fun quote - everything I like is either illegal immoral fattening addictive expensive or impossible :)

Always ;)hmmmmm ha ha

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