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GM at beginning after initial shock of GD before Luci is introduced

I glare at him, and say, "You know, some days, the Devil sits back and admires…

Cant go within 1000 ft

"I'm sorry, sir," the angel said. "we can't let you into heaven. you have to go to hell." aiden just laughed. "nope, i can't go to hell. Satan still has a restraining order against me.

Othewise I don't believe in any fucking hell, so try scare somebody else With Your shit!

(Althought i don't believe in hell/heaven, its a really funny quote)

Yes ..yes you should

(RE&D) Exactly LOL I love being crazy and weird! I love life. (RE&D) After everything Ive been through. I am still smiling - not because Im strong. But because Im crazy. should scare you.

Rebelcircus

And brothers ought to return favors, right?

Improving.

This is so true some days!

bipolar: don't ever try to get inside my head it's too dark for you

"Don't EVER try to get inside my head," he snarled, slamming me against the wall. For several beats we stayed there, his grip crushing my wrists. Finally, his mismatched eyes softened.

Women are the most complicated creatures on earth so the devil is sometimes confused... :-) p.s. maybe PMS doesn't exist - maybe women thought up it to justify their madness.. amp

Women are the most complicated creatures on earth so the devil is sometimes confused. maybe PMS doesn't exist - maybe women thought up it to justify their madness.

angels and demons quotes

Angel Poems: Demons and angels.

Lighting up a room #sarcasm #humor

People tell me that I have a unique way of lighting up a room. It's called arson and those people are called witnesses.

Ha! Maybe it should be said louder...

Oh the insanely ridiculous behavior that I have tolerated.

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I don't like to call it revenge.returning to favor sounds nicer.

#weirdo

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I know where this is from, but still. It would be great for demigods, too.

Chris tells this to her men all the time. "Don't go out there trying to be a hero,heros never live long.

Shortest sad stories

Shortest sad stories nr 14 hit me like a truck

I'll forgive, but I will not forget. Also I only forgive, if you apologize. And maybe not even then

Yep a Hell of a lot of people out there not trying to be like Jesus. The sooner they get Dementia or Alzheimers the better.

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