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I glare at him, and say, "You know, some days, the Devil sits back and admires…

My everyday philosophy.

Be the kind of ***person*** that when your feet hit the floor in the morning the devil says "oh shit, *they're* up"

What if Hell was actually really difficult to get into? What if the only way to do so was by making the devil himself take a shine to you and invite you in? What happens to all the other people, not allowed into heaven and not wanted by Hell? Where do they go?

"Go to hell." She spat darkly. Devil didn't quite like me and spat me right back out.

Women are the most complicated creatures on earth so the devil is sometimes confused. maybe PMS doesn't exist - maybe women thought up it to justify their madness.

"Don't EVER try to get inside my head," he snarled, slamming me against the wall. For several beats we stayed there, his grip crushing my wrists. Finally, his mismatched eyes softened.

The devil doesn’t come to you with a red face and horns, he comes to you disguised as everything you’ve ever wanted.

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Job & Work quote & saying Bitch please! You are so fake, even China denied they made you! The quote Description Bitch please! You are so fake, even Chin

Yes ..yes you should

(RE&D) Exactly LOL I love being crazy and weird! I love life. (RE&D) After everything Ive been through. I am still smiling - not because Im strong. But because Im crazy. should scare you.

Even the devil himself does not know where women sharpen their knives. - Latvian Proverb So don't tell him.

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sitting here listening to Tory talk about you.and this is my exact thought.I didn't give one 2 years ago, and I don't give one now. Stop putting my fucking name in your mouth or you will be next!

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