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Sexy Humor - Whenever someone says you look familiar, ask them if they watch porn!

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the-beast—in—me: Darkness is my friend. I am NOT afraid of the darkness. --- I literally just put on the sound of silence and I saw this 😮

Inspirational Quotes: He Said “Don’t You Feel Lonely Living In Your Own Little World?” She Wispered, “Don’t You Feel Powerless Living In Other People’s Worlds?” Right On Point. Think About It. Read It.

Telemarketer responses

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I don't know which line is better Uk: *spits out tea* Italy: don't get upsetti have some spaghetti! Hahahahaha so funny

Overly manly man...I think this may be my fave one.

Something Lance would say. Actually, his words were, "I'd rather have the calluses." :) love that guy

when i hear stop - Google Search

When someone yells stop, I don't know if it's in the name of love, it's hammer time or if I should collaborate and listen. Funny saying / music humor

I'm sorry I slapped you, but you didn't seem like you would ever stop talking and I panicked.

I'm sorry I slapped you, but you didn't seem like you would ever stop talking and I panicked.// I'm SO SURE people have felt this way about me at times!

This is even funnier when you read it then look at his face!

ah-good-sir-i-do-believe-i-have-shat-my-pantaloons.jpg pixels Ah good sir I do believe I have shat my pantaloons. This is the best meme of all time.