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The word 'phonetically' doesn't even start with an f. Shit like this is why aliens fly straight past us.

LOL

Yes, penguins do have knees! A penguin’s leg is composed of a short femur, knee, tibia and fibula. The upper leg bones are not visible as they are covered in feathers, giving the penguin the illusion of short legs and no knees. No go the fuck to sleep.

:)

This makes me laugh. My mom always said, "We're gonna be up shit creek without a paddle." Well, I've been up Shit Creek without a paddle, and I'm here to tell you that I survived!

Right?

Quotes explain how we feel about adulting because picutres are easier. If you're an adult, who loves sarcasm and understands life, you need this.

Pretty accurate haha

I'm not the type of person you should put on speaker phone -- For real!

Lol...

❥ I'm not a morning person and turns out I am not an afternoon person, either lol Can you say night owl?

Who hasn't done this! LOL

I don't pretend to be anything I am not. Except for sober, I 've pretended to be sober a few times.

Your real homies.

Yyyaaassss I tripped and fell into your loose vag 🤦🏻‍♂️😩😩🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

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