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"Remember the day you brought me home and you were filled with joy? Go to that place because I just drew all over the walls and shaved the dog. Always remember the joy-filled days!

I can't believe it's 2012 and there's still no fold button on my dryer!

I told someone something similar to this a while ago. I hate folding laundry!

I may not be a mom, but I know how kids roll!

It's The Most Obnoxious Meal Of The Day. but for me it's all three meals that are obnoxious!

Just when I think that my daughter inherited nothing from me, she trips over her own feet and slams into a wall. Then I say to myself, 'Oh, there I am!'

Oh my I so hope mine and Leon's little girl will never inherit these genes. Then on second thought it will be super fun to see it happen to someone else for once in my life lol ;

Spare the rod, spoil the child.

Funny Family Ecard: A time out?it's called a spanking. Go on. Act a fool.

Please excuse my social awkwardness. I stay at home with a toddler all day.

well, hes not a toddler yet. but yes my time is spent with an 8 month old, a 3 yr old and the rest of of coworkers. And im def the weird one singing kids songs at work unknowingly lol

Fowl Language comics- omg lol kids!!!

When it comes to the ups and downs of parenting, sometimes you just have to laugh. That's why greeting card artist and dad of two Brian Gordon created Fowl Language Comics, a funny, sweet and often ex.

this about sums it up Sometimes I think to myself, "I would love to,accomplish just one single task without 3000 interruptions!" I don't have kids but this sounds like my job - if that stupid phone would stop ringing, I might get something done!!!!

36 Of Our Favorite Parenting Memes

ADKD: Attention Deficit Kid Disorder: When you attempt to wash dishes but first must fix a blanket fort, fish a toy from behind the fridge, find a binky, sing the ABCs, and. hang on I hear crying. Pennington - this is our life!