Let's make it happen. Imagine the awestruck faces when your kids realize that omg YOU were a survivor of the apocalypse and you kill zombies and battled aliens. You'd be their biggest hero! Lols, lets do this!
"Last week I was elated to find a six-pack of Sharpies at the local dollar store. What a deal, right? Today, a closer look revealed that I had actually purchased one of Sharpie's retarded siblings: Skerple.